The Bureaucrat Mode Checklist of Organizational Failure
Andrew Chen's counterpoint describes an organization where committees, pre-meetings, consensus, approvals, and status reporting replace ownership and progress. The list functions as a satirical warning about systems that punish initiative while rewarding organizational size and vanity metrics.
- Committees diffuse responsibility for decisions.
- Pre-meetings and decks substitute preparation theater for action.
- Consensus requirements punish speed and initiative.
- Complex approvals make trivial work expensive.
- Vanity metrics and headcount can displace impact.
“no one ever owns a decision so so make sure there's complete consensus”
“create a complex approval workflows for trivial tasks”